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21 July 1979
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I am Doovies. Don't question it, just let it be and you will feel safer as you rest your weary head on my oversized man-boob. I am currently single, not that it makes a lick of difference since I couldn't pick-up herpes off a toilet seat let alone a main squeeze. If you think you may be the one to wake up my dormant Gila Monster than feel free, I will do it anytime, anywhere, anywhen for a small fee and naming rights for the subsequent love child. Adios Muchachos and remember: "It is better to have a gun and not need it, then to need a gun and not have it."

NOTE: For legal purposes, The author of this journal would like to add that NOBODY mentioned in this journal is real unless otherwise stated. Any resemblances to Actual persons or other LJ users living or dead, real or imagined is purely coincidental. If names and events used herein DO bare likeness to actual people/LJ users or real events, then it must be assumed that it is either a characature, parody or attempt at satire and not to be taken seriously in the slightest. ALL readers of this journal including anybody who comments has automatically agreed to these terms and conditions upon entry. By reading this journal you are accepting that you will under NO circumstances hold me responsible for anything at all, ever.

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Date Created:20/3/2001
Number of Posts: 550

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