| GO ATTACK! 愛を戦うことを行きなさい |
[29 Oct 2004|03:26pm] |
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 L'uomo senza una faccia |
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Tudo é para a direita errado outra vez - puderam ser gigante |
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PARA ESOS EL WHO VINO EN TARDE...
LA SAGA FOUTUE DE MÈRE CONTINUE EN UNE AUTRE LANGUE POUR AUCUNE RAISON APPARENTE.....
Es ist zu mir interessant, dem so viele Leute solche shitty Interessen haben. Mit die meisten diesen Interessen, ist das einzige andere Person, sie zu haben meine anderen Journale.
How common are doovies's interests
Θέλω να αποτελέσω την αγάπη σε μια βρώμικη πιπερόριζα τον πρωκτό που παράγετε fucker. Ι don't πραγματικά. Θέλησα ακριβώς να δω τι ο Έλληνας για την πιπερόριζα ήταν σε Babelfish.
欢迎光临 Nowhereville 。
路过某个时候。
Doovies 居住这里。
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| The preps love Ferdinand |
[22 Dec 2003|02:18am] |
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Bob Log III - Boob Scotch |
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THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SAGA PUTS A BIG RED MOTHERFUCKIN' HAT ON......
Merry Christmas Fuckers.
And to all a good night.
YO I'M THE VISION AND I'M GONNA FUCK UP YOUR CURTAINS
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| A needy stripper is not a clap worthy one |
[26 May 2003|12:33am] |
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the greek chick was HOT |
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Eurovision Song Contest 2003 |
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JESUS THIS...JOSEPH THAT...MARY HIT ME WITH A WIFFLEBOARD BAT...EH EH EH EER EH EH EH EH EER EH...
Tonight at work, under pain of death, I watched and taped the entirety of the 2003 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST. Fuck, it was great. Germany was hilarious and Belgium had a song in an imaginary language. Words can't quite describe the pure ecstacy of eating Cheese & Bacon Balls and sitting through all 26 acts.
Bar none except maybe the United Kingdom, Turkey sucked ass. It comes as no surprise then, that they WON. I can't believe it. Actually, I can. What a fucking turkey.
Once again, the EUROVISION SONG CONTEST has brightened up my life. With the added bonus of Des Mangan voice-over hosting...what more could a latent homosexual ask for?
THANKS EUROPE!! <---How often has anyone said that in recorded history?...and actually meant it?
I'm under strict religious instruction to end this post now before I go into great detail.
In other news...Vincent Gallo is still god. What I wouldn't give to watch THE BROWN BUNNY and that was before I found out there was a nine minute Chloe Sevigny blow job scene.
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SAGA THOROUGHLY ENJOYS THE IDEA OF EATING A HAMBURGER AND CHIPS WHILE WATCHING A CHRISTINA AGUILERA-ESQUE STRIPPER WITH VINYL PINK THIGH-HIGHS AND AN ADORABLE YET POINTLESS BACK-PACK GET FUNKY TO ICE CUBE'S "YOU CAN DO IT" AND C.A'S "DIRRRTY".......
I WANTED HER AUTOGRAPH.
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| ULTRA MAGNUS, DEAD AT 84 |
[17 May 2003|03:18am] |
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Untouchable |
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Beavis & Butthead Do America Soundtrack |
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THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SAGA UNSOLVES A MYSTERY...
Robert Stack, whose granite-eyed stare and menacing baritone spelled trouble for fictional criminals in American TV's The Untouchables and real ones in Unsolved Mysteries, died at his home. He was 84.
( FOR THOSE WHO CAME IN LATE )
ROBERT CULP IS NEXT
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| Ivan, the Quite Nice Really |
[02 May 2003|03:09am] |
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Afternoon Delighted |
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Love is a 46 letter word we can do without - Sally Nuns |
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Doovies Believe it or Not 748:
Sophie Monk isn't a real monk.
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| THESE ARE NOT SONG LYRICS |
[02 May 2003|01:17am] |
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Putting THAT r.e.m. song here would be so cliched |
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THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SAGA PREDICTS VIA PLAGIARISM....
And now a word from Mother Shipton, 15th Century Prophet......
Diagram 5.09: Mother Shipton (artists' impression only)
STATUS: BURNED AT THE STAKE
The signs will be there for all to read
When man shall do most heinous deed
Man will ruin kinder lives
By taking them as to their wives.
And murder foul and brutal deed
When man will only think of greed.
And man shall walk as if asleep
He does not look - he many not peep
And iron men the tail shall do
And iron cart and carriage too.
The kings shall false promise make
And talk just for talkings sake
And nations plan horrific war
The like as never seen before
And taxes rise and lively down
And nations wear perpetual frown.
Yet greater sign there be to see
As man nears latter century
Three sleeping mountains gather breath
And spew out mud, and ice and death.
And earthquakes swallow town and town,
In lands as yet to me unknown.
And christian one fights christian two
And nations sigh, yet nothing do
And yellow men great power gain
From mighty bear with whom they've lain.
These mighty tyrants will fail to do
They fail to split the world in two.
But from their acts a danger bred
An ague - leaving many dead.
And physics find no remedy
For this is worse than leprosy.
Oh many signs for all to see
The truth of this true prophecy.
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More Rhyming Prophecy Fun HERE
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| I'll show you flaming lips |
[26 Apr 2003|01:06am] |
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take a guess |
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THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SAGA POSTS SONGS LYRICS
Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do You Realize - Oh - Oh - Oh
Do You Realize - that everyone you know
Someday will die -
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize
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| Check me while I babylon |
[25 Apr 2003|01:51am] |
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Goin' Down to Jewtown - Jewtown |
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/realhussein.php
< nanny from count duckula voice >
There's nothing I like more than a good pun.
Ducky poos!
It's time for your medicine! < / nanny from count duckula voice >
Some of my hobbies include doing things at other peoples' houses that I can do at my own house but I choose to do them at other peoples' houses like play gamecube even though I can do that at my own house.
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| Doovies on Ice |
[23 Apr 2003|01:59am] |
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barely worth wiping off |
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Where da motherfuckin cheese go at? - Ween Pizza Hut Theme |
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CUE THEME MUSIC
Dear Santa,
Can I please have a new penis?
Old gran'ma, she ain't what she used to be...ain't what she used to be....
Also, how's Dudley Moore doing?
okthanksbyebyenow,
love,
your pal,
Doovies
</ end theme music >
I need my own theme music
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SAGA WEARS A SHIT EATING GRIN AND RIDES A MOTORISED WHEEL-CHAIR SCOOTER AT 30k DOWN CHAPEL STREET WITH ELVIS BLARING OUT OF A CHEAP HAM RADIO......
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Nifty Words to be used in daily conversation 1 of 634 bi-weekly instalments ***1.95 introductory offer*** :
Floor Pie
e.g Mick made five joints out of the floor pie.
Docket Scientist
i.e Sure..that check out chick is hot but she's no docket scientist!
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FROM BELLOWING PETER NORTH CHIN POPPER TO POWDERED DRIBBLE,
SO TOO ARE THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
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| Filth in Transit. |
[20 Apr 2003|02:33am] |
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THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SAGA IS STARTING TO LOOK WAY TOO MUCH LIKE A REGULARLY UPDATED JOURNAL AGAIN......
I woke up at 9am today and routinely shat myself believing that it was infact, 9pm.
Realising my mistake, I went back to sleep to be awakened by:
Doovies JR: Proudly Presenting....
Enter Mick
Mick: Chinese.
It didn't take long before much Konker's Bad Fur Day was played and the bungalow floor was harvested for stale cheeb refuse.
We also discovered that the bungalow was actually a lost and found for missing garbage bags; a middle-man between the bin and the weekly trash pick-up.
The last time I saw it was when I left it outside the night before. The next day it was gone.
What did it look like?
It was an old safeway bag with broccoli stems, some used tissues, a carton of expired custard and nail clippings. Please...you have to help me. I've been up all night worried sick. The wife's threatening to leave me.... *bursts into tears*
Relax...I think we have something that fits that description. You'd be surprised how many abandoned garbage bags come here for solace...
It was funny at the time.
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[19 Apr 2003|02:04am] |
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Holy Jesus.
Look what I just found.
http://walken.meetup.com/
I can't believe it's real.
I have to suss this little monkey out.
ADDENDUM (TEN MINUTES LATER): There are three...count 'em...THREE people in Melbourne on the meetup and ONE of them I already know. Ha.
http://www.broadhouse.com/html/walken/index.php
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| Why hast thou misquoteth me? |
[16 Apr 2003|12:54am] |
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Add a pinch of Basil..Rathbone |
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Comedy of Terrors Soundtrack |
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A snail fucked by an idiot; full of come puree, significantly frothing.
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| Community Announcement |
[11 Apr 2003|11:48pm] |
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Red Right Hand - Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds |
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Here's a list of things I like so everyone knows what to get me for my birthday in several months:
1. Fucking.
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Double Droned and Walkened out
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